The band has had some interesting hotel experiences on this trip. So much so that it’s clear that the AAA diamond star rating doesn’t really tell the full story, so I’ve decided to come up with my own rating system. My system is based on raspberries and is the opposite of diamonds - the more raspberries, the worse the hotel is.
Here’s what I’ve come up with so far.
3 Raspberries.
There is an ice machine right next to every room which churns away loudly all night.
The hotel management rent a herd of elephants to walk around every floor except the first in order to drown out the noise of the ice machine.
Every room is no more than 50 feet from a major freeway and the windows are single glazed and don’t close properly.
The plug in the washbasin does not close properly so it’s impossible to fill the basin with more that one tenth of an inch of water.
The water coming out of the faucets is either scalding hot or icy cold, nothing in between.
The carpet sticks to the soles of your shoes.
No air conditioning
2 Raspberries
The ice machines are only next to every third room.
No elephants, just animals the size of a grizzly bear making similar noises.
Rooms are still close to the freeway but windows are double glazed.
The washbasin can be filled but the water leaks out within 3 minutes.
The water in the faucets is always lukewarm so you can’t scald yourself.
Carpet doe not stick to your feet
There is an air conditioner but id doesn’t appear to have any purpose except to bring the noise level in the room back up to the level it was at when the elephants were marching around upstairs.
1 Raspberry
Only 1 ice machine per floor.
No elephants or grizzly bears, just people who run their car engines unattended for 15 minutes at 6 am every morning.
The plug in the washbasin works perfectly, but it tkaes approximately 17 minutes for the water to fully drain from the basin.
The water temperature in the washbasin and the shower can be adjusted perfectly, but the water flows at the rate of about 1/4 of an inch every 10 minutes.
Air conditioner works but produces an air temperature equivalent to living in a canvas then at the North Pole. (I suspect this is to attract polar bears to march up and down all night at no cost to the management).
So, there is my guide to hotel ratings. I think we’ve experienced at least one hotel of each rating during this trip.

On the music side of things, we had a nice midday gig in McMinnville on Thursday 8/25. A great little town with some really neat stores and wonderful Farmers Market. The gig was notable for two reasons. We finally discovered a great sound engineer, Mr. Robbie T. He had us set up and running in no time, eq’d out any feedback issues (and there weren’t many), and just generally gave us a great sound. Great job Robbie!! I was also told by an old lady in a wheelchair of Welsh extraction that if we didn't play some Welsh music next time we came to town, she would kick my butt!
Lynda and I, jOhn, Suna, and Tyler have been staying with some old friends from Sunnyvale, Denis and Janet, who now live in Corvallis. They treated us all to a wonderful dinner of London Broil and all the fixings followed by a wonderful peach cobbler. That may have been the best London Broil I’ve ever tasted.
Just a few more gigs to go before the long drive back to California.
Pete